before i begin writing in earnest, i think it would be a prudent measure to lay down some ground rules for myself and for others in order to keep things civil in here.
sort of like a mini-charter, or a constitution for zuhairy’s space, if you will.
THE TEN NEW COMMANDMENTS!
1. this blog will broach any topic which the writer deems worthy of his attention, subject to rules 2, 3 and 4.
2. any discussions related to petty partisan politics will be restricted, but not completely avoided.
this restriction is not due to any so-called sensitivity of the subject matter; rather, the simple reason for it is that i regard (malaysian) politicians as the scum of humanity.
in fact, as far as i am concerned, on the social ladder, politicians are on a lower rung than prostitutes.
(and in turn, i have several more very good reasons for that last statement, but i’m going to save them for another entry.)
this rule does not extend to any political issues which i deem important and worthy of debate, and which cannot possibly escape the eye of the average joe, unless he were living under the proverbial coconut shell. =)
3. this blog will not necessarily avoid any discussions related to religion, be that of the writer’s own or of others, but will keep them at a minimum.
given that i am not an especially religious person to begin with, it is only fair that i should leave the theological polemicking to those who get a kick out of it.
(it gets really boring after a few minutes anyways.)
however, just because i’m non-religious* does not mean i won’t ask questions.
i will touch on spiritual matters from time to time, but as with any delicate subject (what with malaysians being an irrationally sensitive lot and all), i’ll keep it light and reasonable – lest some nut puts a fatwa on my head.
*which does not translate to non-belief.
4. this blog is colour-blind and will not touch on race relations EXCEPT in a jocular, non-malicious context.
c’mon, you know a joke when you see it. we need to laugh at ourselves once in a while. =)
that said, i do not consider racial slurs to be acceptable (at least not publicly, more so the case when we live in a prudish, stuffy, rigid, bigoted, narrow-minded, humourless society like malaysia), so there will be no name-calling even where it is intended to be a joke.
5. this blog pledges to maintain an open-door policy, so comments from everyone are most welcome, subject to rules 6, 7, 8 and 9. please do not take advantage of my generosity.
6. heated responses to posts are acceptable (even encouraged in some situations), but if i feel you are being abusive for the sake of being abusive, i will mark you as a flamer…and nobody wants flamers.
7. no spammers. this goes without saying.
9. no trolls. if you crave attention so much, take up flashing as a pastime.
10. this writer swears not to swear too much, but if he really can’t help it, the offending words will be typo-censored.
THE WRITER RESERVES THE RIGHT TO AMEND OR REVISE THE RULES AS HE THINKS FIT.
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now that i’ve made that clear, there’s still a lot of work to do on this blog.
for starters, i haven’t the first clue about wordpress’s html system. in fact i don’t even know how to change font colours or sizes, what more how to post videos or upload piccies.
and what is this quick draft/quick edit function supposed to do? and how do you allow comments without having to vet through them first?
go ahead, laugh. =D
yes, much remains to be done here, my friend.
so until the next entry, when hopefully i will have learned a few tricks of the wordpress trade…
cheers!
-zuhairy-
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